Archive for June, 2013

The New Internet EULA

In order to use any digital device communicating via any network public or private accept and agree to the services and statements delineated below.  By Clicking SUBMITyou agree to the following:

  • Any network packets (data, text, speech, location, speed, velocity, etc…) originating from or destined to any digital device you may own, posses or use, transported across any of the networks known collectively as “the Internet” as well as any communication network public or private will be subject to scrutiny by authorities of the federal government of the United States of America.
  • The wholesale storage of any of those packets in a federal digital storage facility until such time as any  authorities of the federal government of the United States of America may see fit to examine them in any capacity for any reason.
  • That you trust the federal government of the United States of America, any and all of it’s agents, officers, employees, or contractors to use any of the information or digital resources described above only in the pursuit of the national security of the United States of America.

Thank you, clicking SUBMIT will now enable your device for use.

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